Wednesday, October 29, 2008

i'm easy...

was on facebook..
i announced that it was my 'friday' on wednesday morning..
kavilan msged me saying he wished it was his friday too, cos he was looking forward to having a few beers with the boys...

walked into the kitchen and saw the bottle.
now i'm down 2 HUGE ass mugs of whiskey coke..
and i'm slightly *mabuk

*mabuk = drunk.


*above was spell checked and corrected.
below wasn't.
HAHHAHHA!!!


oits' relaly hard to tyow whilr im' drunlkl!

Friday, October 24, 2008

mother and daughter released...

read all about it here.

Uthaya's niece, 11 others held

Original article can be found here.
Andrew Ong | Oct 23, 08 6:08pm
The six-year-old niece of detained Hindraf leader P Uthayakumar was with 11 people arrested when they attempted to submit a letter at Prime Minister Department’s office in Putrajaya today.
MCPX

Vwaishhnnavi (right) is the daughter of Hindraf chairperson P Waythamoorthy who is currently in self-imposed exile in London. Her mother K Shanti was among those arrested.

Police Watch Malaysia coordinator S Jayathas, who was also held, claimed that they had been told that they were part of an illegal assembly for having gathered near the entrance of the building.

“We were trying to obtain permission from the security guards for Vwaishhnnavi to submit her letter. They said that we were from Hindraf, but we insisted that we were 'concerned Indians' who were accompanying Vwaishnnavi,” Jayathas when contacted.

They are currently at the Putrajaya district police headquarters, but police chief Abd Razak Abd Majid declined comment when contacted.

Kuala Lumpur police chief Muhammad Sabtu Osman confirmed the arrest of eight men and three women during the incident. He clarified that Vwaishhnnavi has not been arrested and is in her mother’s care.

He also said the 11 are being investigated under the Societies Act. (The Home Ministry had imposed a ban on Hindraf on Oct 15, declaring it an illegal grouping.)

Waythamoorthy furious

Contacted on her handphone while waiting for police to record her statement, Shanti said the group had attempted to submit a handwritten letter calling on Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi to release all those detained under the Internal Security Act (ISA) .

“The appeal letter (in Vwaishhnnavi’s handwriting) asked the prime minister to release her uncle, (and other Hindraf leaders as well as) RPK (blogger Raja Petra Kamaruddin), among other ISA detainees,” said Shanti.

“She said that Deepavali would not mean anything to her and all Malaysians, if they are not released.”

Shanti said the letter also included an invitation for Abdullah to attend the family’s ‘open house’ in conjunction with Deepavali.

“(Vwaishhnnavi) wrote that she would be waiting with flowers and cakes,” she added.

Contacted in London by phone, Waythamoorthy expressed outrage that his daughter, wife and supporters had been picked up by police.

“It’s ridiculous to arrest [sic] a child who has come to deliver a Deepavali card and a letter to the PM asking him to release all ISA detainees,” said an obviously incensed Waythamoorthy.

“This only shows that the PM is not telling the truth when he said he is a PM for everyone. He is not!”

On Dec 13 last year, five Hindraf leaders - Uthayakumar, M Manoharan, R Kenghadharan, V Ganabatirau and T Vasantha Kumar - were slapped with a two-year detention order under the ISA. They are being held at the Kamunting detention camp in Perak.

Taken to court tomorrow

Meanwhile, about a small crowd of about 30 people had gathered outside the Putrajaya police headquarters from 7pm to find out the latest on the plight of those detained.

As of 11pm, all 11 and Vwaishhnnavi were still being held at the Putrajaya police station.

The mother and daughter were finally released later in the night but they refused to leave the station in solidarity with the rest.

It is also learnt that the remaining 10 would be taken to the Kajang court in the morning for remand order.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

The Trial of Irene Fernandez

This article can be found here. It was originally posted on 2004-01-09


ABOUT THE TRIAL OF IRENE FERNANDEZ, DIRECTOR OF TENAGANITA, MALAYSIA

14 October 2003

DAY FOR JUDGEMENT BROUGHT FORWARD

The day for the Judgement on the trial of Irene Fernandez, the longest running trial in the Malaysian legal history was abruptly brought forward to 14th October 2003.

When the defence wound up its case in March this year, the Magistrate asked the prosecution and defence counsels to make written submissions and set March 17, 2004, as the day when the verdict would be delivered.

However, on Friday, 10th October 2003, the defence lawyers were informed that judgement would be delivered on Tuesday 14th October 2003 and asked that the written submission be handed in by Saturday, 11th Oct 2003.

The sudden change of date has placed Irene and Tenaganita is a difficult situation; The leading counsel for Irene is abroad on a fact finding mission and her other lawyer is engaged in another matter in the high court. Therefore it has not been possible for the defence to make its written submission and furthermore Irene¡¦s lawyers will not be able to be present in court on 14th October when the verdict is delivered. The abrupt decision to conclude the trial in this manner appears to constitute a miscarriage of justice.

Background

* Irene Fernandez was arrested by the police at her home on 18th March 1996. She was charged under Section 8A(1) of the Printing and Publications Act 1984 for "maliciously publishing false news" through the issue of a memorandum entitled, "Abuse, Torture and Dehumanised Treatment of Migrant Workers at the Detention Camps". The maximum penalty for this offence is imprisonment for a term not exceeding three years or a fine not exceeding RM20, 000.00 or both.

* Bail was posted at RM3000 and her passport was impounded as part of the bail condition. Each time she wants to leave the country for any reason she has to make an application to the court for the release of her passport.

* The Memorandum, "Abuse, Torture and Dehumanised Treatment of Migrant Workers at the Detention Camps" was released by Tenaganita in August 1995. The findings in the Memorandum comprises information that Tenaganita received from interviews with more than 300 ex-detainees during the course of its research on "Migration, Health and HIV/AIDS".

* The interviews with the ex-detainees showed consistent abuse, torture, denial of access to lawyers, denial of proper medical care, widespread diseases, lack of food and water and even deaths in the detention camps due to negligence on the part of the authorities. The Memorandum describes treatment of detainees in a manner which violates Article 5 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, which prohibits torture or cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment.

The facts contained in the memorandum gave rise to expressions of concern by individuals and organisations locally and internationally. The Malaysian authorities, instead of investigating the allegations, promptly denied that anything was amiss and instituted criminal proceedings against Irene.
"On the first day of my trial, I had stated to the press that since the government had refused to conduct its own independent inquiry, this trial will then become the public inquiry I asked for. We hope that through the trial, the truth will be revealed. As far as we are concerned, we raised, in a legitimate way, with authorities, issues of public concern, e.g.:- problems faced by migrant workers, inside and outside detention centres". Irene Fernandez, June 1997

* On May 30, 1996, on the advice of her lawyers, Irene makes an application to transfer the case from Magistrate Court to High Court. One of the reasons for the application for transfer is that the case will be best adjudicated in the High Court. This is because Section 8A of the Printing and Presses and Publications Act, 1984, under which Irene is charged, seems to negate Article 10 of the Constitution, which guarantees the right to freedom of expression. And the key issue of the treatment of migrant workers at the detention centres has become a national and international concern. However, on 05 June 1996, judge Hashim Yusof, dismissed the application for transfer to High Court.

To date, the trial of Irene Fernandez is the longest running trial in the Malaysian legal history. During this period, Irene has been in the court for over 310 days of full hearing and she had made over 30 applications for the release of her passport to travel to foreign countries to represent the organisation and for medical treatment.

The trial of Irene Fernandez was postponed for about 2 years as the court would not provide a Bengali interpreter. It reconvened on 14th January 2003.

On 17th March 2003 the defence lawyers for Irene wound up the defence case. The decision by the defence to conclude its case was made after it had made several unsuccessful attempts to get women witnesses who had been detainees more than seven years earlier. On the same day the Magistrate set March 17, 2004 as the day the judgement would be given after receiving the submissions from the defence and prosecution.

However the day of judgement was suddenly brought forward to 14 October 2003.

THE TESTIMONIES

During the trial Tenaganita brought five former detainees from Bangladesh to testify on her behalf. They testified on conditions in four different detention camps, Semenyih, Kemayan, Tanah Merah and Langkap. The testimonies of the five former detainees were much more graphic and painted a picture of the conditions in the detention centres that were far worse than what was described in the Memorandum. Almost all the former detainees were in the tears describing the torture and sexual abuse that they had experienced. Although these witnesses were rigorously cross-examined by the prosecution their testimony was unshaken. On the other hand, the prosecution claimed that the police had interviewed 36 former detainees during the course of its investigations but not a single detainee was produced in court to testify on behalf of the prosecution.

Golam (former detainee)

Golam says he will never forget the repeated beatings they suffered in the camp. "The police always beat us with a police stick. They beat us on our heads, bodies and legs for no reason. Sometimes they just came and beat up everybody - it was an everyday routine. They would beat us if they found us talking, not sleeping at night or for any reason at all."

The detainees lived in constant fear, their hearts always tense. "We became unconscious after the beatings. There was no bleeding but we were in serious pain all the time. No police came to help us, but we helped each other. I never found a doctor in the camp."

Source: March 11, 2000 Malaysian 'death camps': A survivor recounts, Ajinder Kaur, Malaysiakini

Mozumder (former detainee)

Mozumder told the court that 120 Burmese inmates were forced to perform oral sex on one another.

"Police were watching how was their penis size, how they (the inmates) were performing, whether they were sucking the penis or just putting it in their mouth," he said, in reply to a question by the defence counsel.

He added that the inmates who were forced to suck the penis immediately rushed to the toilet after the act was over.

"Most of them closed their mouth with their hand and ran towards the toilet to vomit. Those who had oral sex performed on them stayed standing in the field. Their faces were pale, shamed. Most of them started crying. Some of them covered their eyes with their hand and some of them looked down to the ground," he recalled.

He testified that he could not eat his meals after witnessing the incident.

Source: Friday, May 12, 2000, Sick inmate died after being kicked by police, Ajinder Kaur, Malaysiakini

Zakir Hossain (former detainee)

"His whole body was swollen - his arms, legs, knees, face and stomach," said Zakir Hossain, 37, who was detained in Kajang's Semenyih camp for illegal immigrants six years ago.

"When I told the police, the reply was, "If the doctor comes, you can explain to him.". The policeman knew how sick he was because he had seen him. The sick inmate told police, I'm very sick, I can't move my hands and legs. Please call a doctor..."

Zakir told magistrate Juliana Mohamad that he asked the police to get a doctor about a week before the sick inmate passed away.

"He was in pain and he sometimes screamed, "My whole body is painful, please help me". He cried. I couldn't do much, but gave some consoling words that he would get well one day. I didn't think he would die because I thought the doctor would visit him," he added.

"Seven to eight days before he died, he could move his body slightly but with a lot of effort. He could eat with other's help. Someone had to carry him to the toilet," he recalled.

Zakir said that the sick inmate's condition got worse, and he was told of his death five to seven minutes after he passed away.

"He died in Block C, late in the evening. I saw his body. It was lying on the floor. His face was not covered.

Source: - June 28, 2000, Inmate died without medical help, says witness, Ajinder Kaur, Malaysiakini



TENAGANITA

Penthouse, Wisma MLS
31 Jalan Tunku Abdul Rahman
50100 Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Tel: 6 03 26913681 Fax: 6 03 26913681
Email: tenaganita@yahoo.co.uk

Giving Up Isn't An Option - An Email from Katrina Jorene


Dear Friends & Family,

What may be the last leg of this long journey starts next week: mom's appeal at the High Court resumes (starts?) on the 28th of Oct. The appeal will be heard until the 30th of Oct, followed by the next hearing dates from the 24th - 28th November '08. The judge has expressed that he'd like to give judgment by the end of 2008.

[The first round of the Appeal will be heard at 9am, October 28 – 30 in Criminal Court 2 of the High Court Level 5, Room 2.]

13 years is a really long time, but the fight for what's right & just is a tireless process. You stop, they win. We've had enough time to catch a breath, so now it's back to the good fight. I'm writing to you today because you've been wonderful, and supportive, and now, more than ever, your support is needed.

I know that as this has gone on for more than a decade, many of us have moved on to different things (understandably!), but for those who still keep mom and the rest of us in your thoughts and prayers, I can't sufficiently express how thankful we are. For those who have forgotten, or who are simply exhausted by this insane process, I'm asking you now to remember & to re.energize your spirits.

Quite simply put, we're not going to win this alone. We need you. All of you.

So, what can you do:

1. Show up in court:
- A packed court room is so.incredibly.important. The judge, who at times appears to enjoy being a real ...well, arse, up there in his judge.seat, gets his act together when there's a strong presence of supporters. The show of support & solidarity is also important for the cause, for the people we're fighting for, and for mom.

2. Write about it:
- We cannot rely on the mass media in Malaysia to carry this story as they are much too controlled by the authorities. If they do cover the trial, it's usually buried at the back...near the obituaries (I wish i was kidding!).

As such, please:

Blog
Email your friends
Write letters asking for support
Write letters to the authorities
Write to newspapers ; hey, they may stick your letter at the back, but at least its there!

3. Tell your friends / family / community:

- We need you to talk about the trial, but we also need you to talk about what the trial stands for. 13 years down the line, there has just been a further erosion of the rights of migrants and refugees in Malaysia. Silence from our part simply supports this denial of basic rights. Let us not be bystanders.

4. Pray:
- Storm heaven with prayers. We should never underestimate the power of prayer.

5. Do what your conscience asks you to.
- Just that.

I know my list is long and my requests plenty. Ultimately though, please do what you can in your own capacity. We can never be too far away to fight for what is right. We should never be too busy to ignore what's important.

From the bottom of my soul, I thank you.

I'd just really like my mother *back* by year end. There's lots more work to be done.

Peace.Prayers.Possibilities.

katrina/jorene/kat/treena


"The man who defends his friends in never overwhelmed by the storms of life;
he is strong enough to come through difficulties and to carry on"
- The Manual of The Warrior of Light



www.tenaganita.net
http://campaigns.ahrchk.net/irenefernandez/mainfile.php/events/31/

Monday, October 20, 2008

Rules of pooing at work...

got this in an email and it's just too funny not to post up!

As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POO is inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.


CROP DUSTING -- When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.


FLY BY -- The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing. Walk in and check for other pooers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.


ESCAPEE -- A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poo in a cubicle. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen.. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.


JAILBREAK -- When forcing a poo, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhoea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the cubicle until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.


COURTESY FLUSH -- The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poo hits the water. This reduces the amount of airtime the poo has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.


WALK OF SHAME -- Walking from the cubicle, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very
uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.


OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER -- A colleague who poos at work and is proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooer enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooer before entering the bathroom.


THE POOING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N) -- A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooing goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Pooers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.


SAFE HAVENS -- A seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite gender . This will reduce the odds of a pooer of your gender entering the bathroom.


TURD BURGLAR -- Someone who does not realise that you are in the cubicle and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poo at work. If this occurs, remain in the cubicle until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.


CAMO-COUGH -- A phoney cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a cubicle. This can be used to cover-up a fart, a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.


ASTAIRE -- A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a cubicle. This will remove all doubt that the cubicle is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooer can poo in peace.


WATERMELON -- A poo that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.


HAVANAOMELET -- A case of diarrhoea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.


UNCLE NED -- A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever.. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ned makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poo when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

the way you make me feel...

as i was getting ready to leave for work on sunday, it started to rain.
so i drove to work.

as i was getting ready to leave for work on monday, it started to rain.
so i drove to work.

as i was getting ready to leave for work tuesday(2 hours ago), it DID NOT START TO RAIN.
but it was threatening to.
so i put on my rain gear and RODE TO WORK!!

even though it didn't rain and i sweat my nuts off in the suit, this is how i now feel.
=D
pic courtesy of http://ihasahotdog.com/




education...

taken from here...


Sunday, October 12, 2008

bee en parody...

watch it..
freaking hilarious la!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_7XCRpRwz1s

Sunday, October 05, 2008

hailing a cab!

to the driver of the taxi cab bearing the registration number HB 8726, a big FUCK YOU!!!
i've got your registration number and you can be fucking sure i'm lodging a report against you!!!

i had dropped off a car at the McD's near Taylors college in Subang Jaya this evening, and was supposed to be picked up.
decided to hail a cab as there were a few waiting for passengers..

open door to first cab in line and tell him where i want to go, he tells me to go to the 2nd cab.
get into 2nd cab and tell him where i want to go, he tells me to go back to first cab, says, the first cab was actually supposed to be 2nd in line and he didn't mind.
so i went back to the 1st cab in line and told him again.. he says, RM 10...
*beng number 1*
asked him what the hell he had a meter there for, and he said my destination was out of the way so he needed and extra amount.
i walked away, stopped, turned around, pulled out my mobile and snapped his cab number....
*pic to follow*

then another cab stops, and i get in, tell him where to go and he says no...
*beng number 2*
so i ask him "what the fuck are you doing driving a cab if you don't intend on driving your passengers to their destination?"
fucker has the audacity to raise his voice at me, saying he has other things to do...
gave him a "i'll kill you, rip out your eyes and pee in the empty sockets" look..
got out slammed the door and was abt to take a pic of his license plate too, but the fucker drove off too quickly...
*chicken-shit piece of dick-mold*

*point to note, the journey i needed to take was less than 7km (if i remember correctly)... from the mcd's near taylors back home to SS1 where i live.*

another cabbie pulls up, and i already have my phone in hand abt to call for a pick-up, but this guy says yeah sure get in, when i tell him my destination.
no nonsense kind of guy.
starts the meter. starts driving.
then i decide to start a conversation, not mentioning any of the previous arseholes, and this chap opens up...
speaking PERFECT english!
knowledgable!
well mannered!
HE SHOULD BE MADE A FUCKING ROLE MODEL!!!

i would have to say this ride rates up in the top 3 best cab rides i've ever taken.
KUDOS TO YOU!
AND MUCH RESPECT BROTHER!!!


to the other arseholes ruining your trade, you neglected to notice one thing about me, other than the fact i was in shorts and a faded tee.... I FUCKING TIP!!!!

the ride came up to RM7.10, but i handed him a tenner and told him to keep the change.
that is a 54% tip!!! FOR EXCELLENT SERVICE!!!!!!!
but you cunts wouldn't know anything about that now would you!

so again to all the stupid fucktards who refused to do your fucking job, the job that puts money in your pockets and food on your table, FUCK YOU!!!!


*beng - sort of like having a blood vessel explode.. or a moment of intense anger/insanity/whatchamacallit...